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Old 01-10-2009, 07:07 PM
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I was about to have sex with a divorced woman who had 3 kids. I had picked her up in a bar and took her back to her place. She took one look at my penis and laughed and said I had a "baby dick". I walked out without fucking her.......
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:28 AM
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These are fantastic stories guys. Keep em up. I am hung but I love hearing stories like this. Sometimes wish I was small so I had the chance to get told things like this. My problem is more about prem. ejac. instead but no one has ever commented to me sadly.
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Old 01-11-2009, 07:05 AM
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Oh gosh, I've told off a couple of white boys in my day lol. Most recently, I've completely ripped apart a couple different white guys that kept hitting on me and hitting on me at clubs. It was so annoying it got to the point that I had no choice but to approach them and their friends with my friends and our big black boyfriends, and completely crush any hope they had of us hooking up. Of course, I was pretty quick to play the "Im not attracted to white men, they are tiny and usually bad at sex" card on the guys and both times it was infront of a ton of people... I know it had to be sooo embarassing.

But yeah, I've had some pretty pitiful white dick in the past; I openly stopped talking to at least two white guys after being fucked by their particularly underwhelming dicks (4-4 1/2 inches of pale white peepee hehe), and I flat out refused this one guy any type of sex the moment we were alone and he took his pants off... he was seriously pathetically small, 3 inches at best, and I just couldn't deal with that-even back then! So, I awkwardly stopped making out with him and sat around for a few minutes before I hopped in my car an left lol-he called and called for like a week and finally got the hint.

Lol... poor lil' boys!
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Old 01-11-2009, 09:34 AM
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nothing very exciting but my wifes latest nickname for me is "Chip" - short for chipolata
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Old 01-25-2009, 05:56 PM
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is it in yet?
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:11 PM
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Just thought of another one:

"I can't believe something so small can be so hard" - Deb, the woman I lost my virginity to. I was 17, she was 27...

How could I have forgotten?
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Old 03-15-2009, 01:25 PM
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my wife used to say,deeper,deeper when we was screwing
then she called me peadab for a long time
sometimes she gets on all 4`s and smokes as I screw her...like ho hum
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Old 03-15-2009, 02:06 PM
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i've had a few in my day. a couple of years ago at a party i was standing there in a group of guys and gals and my wife was talking with her g/f right next to us. she was a litle tipsy and talking a bit louder than usual. from the laughter it was obvious they were exchanging amusing comments. all of a sudden there was a pause in our group, and i...and everyone else...heard her say, "he's not big enough for hand jobs, only three finger jobs.." my wife and her friend laughed hysterically, and our little group quickly broke up in embarrassment. i got some interesting looks and smirks after that.
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Old 03-15-2009, 02:37 PM
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Several years ago my wife had a weekly steady "thing" with one Black man. She would spend from mid-morning until about two-thirty with him every Tuesday, his day off. She had to be out of his home before his son arrived home from school at three.
Most Tuesdays I took her, but if I couldn't, no matter she WENT! Only missing two Tuesdays in a year and a half.

One day after their usual extended deep kiss, groping, greeting. as my wife was swinging her ass while climbing the stairs to the bedroom, he steped in front of me and said that I had gotten to watch and film a couple times and that was enough. For me to go down in to the living room and watch his porn collection while they played alone. From that meet forward I had to content myself with IR porn on his big screen with the sound turned off, while listening up the open stairway to my VERY vocal wife squealing in his bed.
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Old 03-15-2009, 06:52 PM
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Oh gosh, I've told off a couple of white boys in my day lol. Most recently, I've completely ripped apart a couple different white guys that kept hitting on me and hitting on me at clubs. It was so annoying it got to the point that I had no choice but to approach them and their friends with my friends and our big black boyfriends, and completely crush any hope they had of us hooking up. Of course, I was pretty quick to play the "Im not attracted to white men, they are tiny and usually bad at sex" card on the guys and both times it was infront of a ton of people... I know it had to be sooo embarassing.

But yeah, I've had some pretty pitiful white dick in the past; I openly stopped talking to at least two white guys after being fucked by their particularly underwhelming dicks (4-4 1/2 inches of pale white peepee hehe), and I flat out refused this one guy any type of sex the moment we were alone and he took his pants off... he was seriously pathetically small, 3 inches at best, and I just couldn't deal with that-even back then! So, I awkwardly stopped making out with him and sat around for a few minutes before I hopped in my car an left lol-he called and called for like a week and finally got the hint.

Lol... poor lil' boys!
what an amazing display of class
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