Most embarassing or deflating thing you've heard from a woman

[din]

I've never been told I was small. But I figured it out after a few times, when I never seemed to be able to fill anyone up.

[mhall]

Originally Posted by vtjames742

what an amazing display of class

When you consider the thread subject, the comment you make seems a little pointless

[accepted]

Is it in?

[segaiolo]

my wife use to do bbcs, musicians as a teen and soon after our wedding.i was unable to keep an erection after penetration due to constant masturbation.she didn't mind.Her large pussy needed large hard cocks several times per week.

[RedNeckWM]

segaiolo ,she ever ask if you are done yet?

[jimz]

Originally Posted by 816ac

Several years ago my wife had a weekly steady "thing" with one Black man. She would spend from mid-morning until about two-thirty with him every Tuesday, his day off. She had to be out of his home before his son arrived home from school at three.
Most Tuesdays I took her, but if I couldn't, no matter she WENT! Only missing two Tuesdays in a year and a half.

One day after their usual extended deep kiss, groping, greeting. as my wife was swinging her ass while climbing the stairs to the bedroom, he steped in front of me and said that I had gotten to watch and film a couple times and that was enough. For me to go down in to the living room and watch his porn collection while they played alone. From that meet forward I had to content myself with IR porn on his big screen with the sound turned off, while listening up the open stairway to my VERY vocal wife squealing in his bed.

That's a HOT story, I'd love to read more about your wife and her steady lover.

[Shank]

At my local post office once there was along queue behind me and I paid for sending a parcel with my debit card. I didn't put the card in the machine properly and the horny mature postmistress said loudly "You need to push it in further!". I didn't know where to look, but when I got home the first thing I did was shut the curtains and have a wank.

[dmad]

Well, I just thought of another one. When I was living in DC, the office I was working in had a college age intern, Jen, who was actually the niece of the president of the company.

We hooked up a couple times, and the day after we first had sex, she said to me, "So my uncle's wife asked me to tell her if you have a big dick. She thinks you do because you have big feet."

I was pretty floored. This was the president of the company's wife asking her niece to find out how big my penis was!

I didn't know how to react so I just said, "So what did you tell her?"

Jennifer the intern just kind of smirked and walked away without saying anything...

[Happy_Cuck]

Happened the first time I had sex with my wife after she had cuckolded me a few days earlier. We were in bed making out hot and heavy then as I prepared to get on top of her, she caught a glimpse of my throbbing 5" cock and just burst out laughing and tried to stop, when I asked her why she was laughing she chuckled and said "sorry honey, but after Tom's huge cock 2 nights ago, yours seems so small, useless, and helpless".
I nearly exploded when she said that.

[Jupiter1965]

I was 18 yo and one girl I was with kept saying "push, push!", while my thin five incher was deep in her right up to the balls. I came instantly.