Most embarassing or deflating thing you've heard from a woman

[Youngcuck24]

Hi everyone, long tiime lurker first time poster, thought this would be a good place to post first as its what started me on my way here.

It was my first time with my then girlfriend a virgin, all of 2 mins it lasted, after she was like 'oh, i thought i was supposed to bleed and it would hurt? you didnt hurt at all, i didnt really know you were doing it to be honest'

Lovely girl, caught her in the back of a guys car the next week, when asked why she said she wanted to lose her virginity 'for real!'

[desperado]

You will just about do as a butt plug while Jerry fucks me with his real man's cock. I need a big black cock to come properly.

[carolinacuck]

There are so many for me, as I've been a cuckold for several years. She had sex with a well hung, dominant type male as I watched and played with my 5" dick. Afterwards, she told me "that guy really knows how to fuck."

She recently carried on a normal phone conversation with her sister while I was "pounding" her with my little dick.

[tsar9211]

I'm 21, indian and still a virgin. A year back I went out on a movie date with this essex white gril an after that back in the car we started to make out and feel each other up. She had her hand wrapped around my cock still with my pants on. Im 5.5 in length and around same in circumference. After feeling up a bit she asked me to strip down. I thought I was lucky enough to get head but after lookin at it she kept making out and said she only did handjobs at most on the first date.

After a little bit I wanted to egg her on so I said "Dontcha like that babe, suck on my big throbbing huge cock" and very casually in her essex/brit accent she said "Its kinda wonky". I already had a kinky embarrassment for my small package humiliation and that set me off in her hands. All I heard form her was a "Oh" after that.

[white_uk_sissy]

I met a girl who loved giving blowjobs and swallowing. Many of her preferred conquests were of course black. She chuckled a bit looking at my weenie but sucked it anyway. She didn't swallow and wanked me off at the end. I asked why and she simple said ' a white guy's cum is too salty and bitter'. She was convinced that black cum was more sweet.

[cuck999]

pencil dick
my ex, used to call me pencil dick in front of friend and family.

[jonny]

My wife once told me that sex with me is like lesbians trying to rub clits.

[dmad]

Jeez, I just thought of another one.

I had hooked up with a girl by the name of Jeanette in a bar and we went back to her place. We fooled around and at one point I was on top of her and my penis slipped inside of her for about 10 or so seconds. We didn't really "fuck" but it was definitely in there.

After we were done fooling around, she looked at me and said, "This is kind of embarrassing, but...did we have sex?"

I hemmed and hawed for a little bit and finally said, "Yeah, we did. I mean briefly..."

"Oh!" she said. "That's okay. I mean, I'm on the pill so there's nothing to worry about. I just...you know...couldn't really tell."

I never saw her after that...

[yellowsign]

I first realized i had a small cock my first year in college. I lived in NYC in a tenement style apartment with a platonic female friend. The way the apartment was set up, she had to go through my room to get to the bathroom and the bath tub/shower was in the central kitchen. There were no real doors to the bedrooms either, just slatted french doors. I frequently would frequently peep at her getting in and out of the shower or listen to her moan while her boyfriend fucked her in the next room. I had a little crush on her and would jerk off all the while.

One afternoon, I came home from school very horny. I grabbed some toilet paper, took off my pants, laid down on the bed and jerked my cock furiously. Suddenly the french doors flew open and there was my roommate staring right at me. She immediately burst out laughing. She didn't say anything, just walked into the bathroom. I could hear her peeing. When she walked back past, i had covered up. She snickered a bit more and went back to her room.

I avoided her as much as possible for a couple weeks but started getting really insecure about my size. That's all i could figure would make her laugh so much. I took out my ruler, got hard and measured. A little over 5 in. i didn't really know if that was big or small. I had a gf in high school and she never mentioned anything but she never came when we had sex either. the first time we fucked, i came right away and she asked if that was it then complained about how bad i was in bed.

One night my roommate asked me if i wanted to drink with her in the apt. She had beer and was bored. Her bf was an actor and would be at rehearsals until late. We got drunk and she started teasing me about catching me jerking off. Then she said it: "I'm sorry, I just had to laugh at you little dick - the way it sticks straight up." I was mortified. But it was also getting me a little hard. The booze brought out the cruel side of her. She went on and on, laughing about hoe pathetic i was and telling me how much bigger her bf's cock was. I figured she was just being mean. Pretty soon her bf showed up. She continued her routine, mentioning my small penis to her bf in front of me. She clearly had told him before. She said to her bf: " He doesn't believe yours is bigger." I had never said that. Then the bf asks me if i want to see his cock. I was embarassed and didn't answer. Then he just whips it out in front of my face (remember, he's an exhibitionist actor) and it was huge! It was uncut and easily bigger soft than mine is hard.

It didn't go beyond that though. They went out without me and I had a drunken jerk in my bedroom. She moved in with him soon after.

I've been hyper-consious of my small dick since. It looks even littler because I'm a big guy. My wife says she doesn't mind but she has told me her previous bf was bigger.

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[laslo462]

I have never heard my wife complain about my size.
But she has also told me that girth is the key and the guys she had before and when we were married made her come in about 30 seconds after they were in her. 'also the majority of the guys work for the same company that she does.