Yo. This is VADER, founder of Buffalo's Oreo Nookie Club, and get ready to get jealous fellaz- Last night K.Lo hooked a Brutha up and invited me over to meet the one and only KANDY ROSE and her sexy friends CALLISTA and K. I walked in the room and, well, as these suburban girls say when they take their first BLACK COCK: "OH-MY-GOD."

These girls were OFF THE CHAIN. And runnin' down the GODDAMN street.

I walk in with my boy and there's Kandy and K playing in the HOT TUB BUBBLE BATH buckass naked I know, I know. You're thinking' 'NOTHIN COULD BE SEXIER THAN THAT! But allow to me retort.

ON TOP OF THAT I turn around and see Kandy's OTHER (yes that's three barely legal white suburban teens) delicious friend CALLISTA. WOW. Petite. Sexy. Brunette. And down for whatever. Yum. I'll let the also oh-so-sexy K.Lo introduce you to the other girls as she and Kandy see fit. Matter of fact, I BETTER SHUT UP so I don't spoil the surprise- I just was burstin' to tell everybody how cool and sexy these new girls are. How they got so pretty without being stuck up is beyond me, but I'm grateful. Just rest assured that K.Lo, Kandy and Co. have got some beautiful, ripe young girls ready to be converted to BLACK DICK right before your horny eyes, Gentlemen (and Ladies, of course). Get ready.

True story, and ya heard it here first. Ya boy-Vader